Warning: If you don't like profanity, stop reading now.
Dear AF,
You are a dirty, nasty, vile FUCKING BITCH. As if your presence isn't bad enough, you have to completely be KICKING MY ASS this month.
Thanks a whole hell of a lot.
Much hate,
Kelly
Disclaimer: I am not one to whine about AF. I was warned by my RE that it would be "nasty" this cycle. Yep, she was right. I have tried to take a multitude of different pills at different times, to no avail.
Man, I'm with you. However, I don't have any reason for it to be extra bad. Yuck! Go away flo!
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon.
I completely heart this post if only because of the profanity..I am such a fan. And Im the same way w/this cycle..well non-cycle. Took a month to get started, then had the audacity to be FUCKING painful and awful. Vile bitch, she is. Sounds like you need a champagne margarita!!
ReplyDeleteI am a fan of profanity :)
ReplyDeleteSorry she is such a bitch. You are going to kick her butt soon enough!
AF is bad enough but when she's a bitch it's horrible! I hope AF won't be around for too much longer.
ReplyDeleteUgh!!!! AF is such a BITCH!!! She was a fucking hell beast to me, too. I'm sorry she's being so hateful to you.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I LOVE your closing, "much hate, Kelly." That cracked me up!!
ReplyDeleteBlech. I'm so sorry AF is being such a pain in the ass. I hope she at least gets out of town quickly.
ReplyDeleteCurse away. I love it!!! I'm sorry AF is such a skanky bitch. I hope she calms down and leaves town soon!
ReplyDeleteAF bashing is always welcomed. Sorry it's extra nasty this cycle.
ReplyDeletecouldn't have said it better myself! (((HUGS)))! Hope you're feeling better soon!
ReplyDeleteAF sucks ass...no matter how nasty and painful she is or isn't. Use all the profanity you want...if we can't be profane here, where can we? Stupid AF...hope you find a combination of pills that work for you.
ReplyDeleteAH man I'm sorry she's being a bitch! I'm sorry this month is so painful. =( I hope your resting as much as possible and you feel better soon. ((hugs))
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry.... I hope it gets better soon. I wrote a similar letter to the dumb bitch a couple of weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteI hope it goes away and gets better REAL FAST! You'd think she'd realize that none of us like her.
ReplyDeleteICLW
BOO HISS AF!!!! I hope she goes away stat!!
ReplyDeleteI have a potty mouth too, so I enjoy rants like these. She sucks.
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